Maybe we can take the Brexit with a grain of humor.
Chuck Norris does not vote at referendums. He is voted. And the result is always "yes" for him.
Chuck Norris is the only one who is allowed to vote "maybe" at a referendum. And when he does that, the "maybe" always wins.
Chuck Norris voted for the Brexit from Brisbane. He made a paper plane with the ballot, he launched it with a roundhouse kick, and it flew all the way to London, casting itself into the ballot box.
If Chuck Norris had held the Brexit referendum, it would have been called Breakit and it would have been decided by a roundhouse kick.
If France decides to leave the EU, Chuck Norris will dig a Channel between France and Germany with a single roundhouse kick.
If Italy decides to leave the EU, Chuck Norris will go there and say, "you think that's a boot? Now THIS is a boot." And, after a roundhouse kick, the Mediterranean sea will be much larger.
If Greece decides to leave the EU, Chuck Norris will go there, install himself on Mount Olympus, and from then on lightning bolts will appear in the shape of roundhouse kicks.
If Spain decides to leave the EU, a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris will make Portugal much larger.
If Angela Merkel decides to keep the EU together at all costs, Chuck Norris will go to Berlin and remind her that the Berlin Wall fell because of a roundhouse kick by him, and she will think the matter over.
Putin had decided to invade Western Europe. But he found that it had already been invaded by Chuck Norris. And Russia, too.
Once, Chuck Norris voted in the Republican Primaries. As a joke, he put a carrot in the ballot box. Now this carrot is called Donald Trump.
Why does the EU have such a silly flag? Because Chuck Norris arranged the stars in that way by a roundhouse kick.