Image from a fellow Cassandra
It is all the fault of the scientists, they didn't explain to us clearly enough what the problem was.
I am sure you alarmists will take this as an excuse to raise new taxes.
I couldn't detect any sea level rise. It was the city that sank.
Socialism is bad anyway.
It is all a fault of those Russians. They can do much more than just troll the Internet!
Al Gore is fat.
Now, what did Greta Thunberg do to avoid this?
I think that shouldn't prevent us from bringing democracy to Iran.
C'mon! Just a planetary catastrophe is enough for you to forget the Climategate mails?
Well, maybe the cost of cleaning up will make the GDP grow.
Tell me again about this "Seneca Cliff". . .?
I bought myself a Prius, why wasn't that enough?
Don't worry! We'll make America great again!
Eric the Red was right. Greenland is really green!
Why can't you see the good points of it? Think of how many jobs we can create with building dams!
Protect the Earth, you say? Silly! Look at what she did to us!
